- He knows his stuff. When foreign dignitaries have important questions they usually ask 3 people. Their spouse, their advisor and Carl Chitwood, Jr.
- He has ideas that no one else has and they always work. He once had an idea that didn't work, but the idea was to afraid to tell him.
- His hair is so beautiful they once tried to market a shampoo and conditioner product after it, however most people's heads couldn't handle the power.
- He can levitate 1.3 feet off the ground before he's had his morning coffee.
- David got water from cheese, Carl got it from a rock.
- They invented the loud speaker to compete with Carl's voice.
- If Carl was Pluto, he'd still be a full planet.
- Carl does not make typo's and his computer knows better than to try to correct him.
- One time the internet crashed and Carl revived it using only his thoughts.
- Carl finished the Mayan calendar, saving the world from certain peril.
Tuesday, May 17, 2011
Top 10 Reasons to Hire Carl Chitwood, Jr.
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